budgie smugglers

my body is a temple
a temple of doom
I'm going on my holidays
and going very soon

I need to get in shape
by going to the gym
and cutting out biscuits
in order to get slim

my belly is not really fat
it's just a little round
and I can still see my feet
as I look down at the ground

I seem to have moobs
which I was unaware
possibly a b cup
nestling amongst the hair

my bottoms another matter
it's shape is quite profound
I have no need for pockets
as my wallet orbits around

my skin is rather pasty
a strange translucent white
that turns a shade of lobster
at the hint of sunlight

epilation is another issue
as there is hair on my back
from the tops of my shoulders
right down to my crack

there is so much to do
and my holiday draws near
I'm resigned to being a Buddha
so fuck it for another year.