FUNERAL SERVICE FOR A FART
The lifespan of a fart
is but brief
and must needs express itself but once
with a sense of relief
being vapour it has no visible presence
and godlike contains in volume
a sense of its essence.
A social stigma it carries, no doubt
and in audible terms
the rules of decorum it must flout
whilst seeking an outlet
it must drift about,
so beware the impulse of
the birth of wind,
its announcement is always hard to rescind.
Be nonchalant and furrow your brow
in mock amusement while escaping somehow.
Amen