HEY, REF!
Big match FIFA footie refs seem challenged in things ocular
What they're not too hot to spot is verging on spect'ocular.
Even when mere feet away from what they're trained to see
Do we think it's like (not a lot!) what's seen by you and me?
If this is what their bosses want - and taught in reffing classes,
Perhaps the rose-tinted rest of us should get 'effing glasses!
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