Batman vs Superman all tickets sold

Sharon ice cream chocolate flake girl

hears a waver crackling crunching sound

followed by muffled moans and groans

her lover Mr Joker Cinema Manager

removes his tongue from strawberry split

To investigate I must act discreetly

he tells his choc-ice maiden

like a yellow warning bat light

flickering torch searches along third row

crisp packets fly popcorn popping nonstop

humping jumping caught like randy rabbits

Pussycat Doll turned on by attention

shafting Black Knight no holding back

legs are pushed to one side

people are saying Do you mind!

X-rated entertainment gets full exposure

audience now no interest in film

getting true grit real life action

Manager shouts out Enough is enough!

annoyed Knight Rider surprise frontal attack

bang smash wham several knockout blows

Joker is stunned falls to ground

faithful Sharon comes to his aid

hastily grabbing clothes half naked lovers

push past the eager mobile snappers

leave the building in supersonic speed

Police Commissionaire Gordon takes dim view

This behaviour will not be tolerated

charged with public disorder while unconscious

the disgraced Manager was carried away

sacked for fighting then locked up

Sharon was stunned fainted with shock

Detective Rugged and Ready needed statement

after taking down all her particulars

she gives him a teasing smile

You must taste my sunrise special

now Mr Joker is doing time!