Different looks of a man attracts different women
Some like a suit and tie, clean-cut sporting glasses
Looking professional and dressed as the masses
Probably a lawyer or white-collar demon

There are those that like beards, rough and a certain edge
That screams out lumberjack or seasonal worker
Or the bald guys out there, that seems like a lurker
For whoever they choose, all should do the right pledge

I, man of many looks, will forever be yours
I'll cherish you always, treat you like my princess
Through my baldness or growths, my looks will be priceless

I will not screw your friends and I'll open the doors
Watching your butt pass me and making my hair stand
You're a gorgeous woman, please stroke my hardened gland.