CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN
Climb every mountain
sink another trench
piss in a fountain
bed another wench
shout from the rooftops
how life could be much better
write an acrostic
piss off an agnostic
cover your favourite wall with rants
crap in someone else's pants
impress a bunch of sycophants
move to the south to sunny Hants.
Never block the motivation
while the middle classes swoon
the revolution is revving up
and the clocks are ticking in Wetherspoon.
raypool
Wed 21st Sep 2016 19:39
Thanks David. I wanted a sort of bilious attack effect with no gaps so I used an unfamiliar format. Possibly better read to a comatose audience. It always intrigues me how names get an S added - like Wetherspoon 's
or Woolworth 's , the one that gets me is Cliff Richard 's. There 's obviously a sense of comfort that an S can give, like a good S hit.
It's nice to be persuasive. Poundland seems to be here to stay. (Watch out for the new booze license).
Ray