We are the Nickelodeon Generation,

With Saved By The Bell morals

And Zack Morris

As a role model

 

I’m so cool… NOT

 

We are the Family Generation

The Simpsons are the new family ideal

Still capitalist, money driven,

But more dysfunctional

No race in his face

A yellow Bill Cosby, who strangles his son,

And no one calls social services

 

We are the choice generation

Media Moguls vie for our hearts

With NEW AND IMPROVED stamped on the box

Terrestrial, Cable, BSKYB

Rupert Murdoch

Trying to make us watch

And we do,

In our droves,

Addicted,

In our dreams

We see,

A million cliché happy endings

This isn’t one of them

 

We are the MUG generation

We pay through the teeth

For a service we didn’t know we needed

Til they showed us.