While I was talking to my mate yesterday I mentioned that I was intending doing a marathon with my daughter for my 65^th birthday.  Besides the satisfaction of having done it there would be the added benefit of getting fitter (or less fatter, at any rate) while I was training for it.

Then he said, “Don’t you fancy shagging 65 virgins instead?”

“What a cracking idea” I thought.  Of course, it would take me till I was 66 to do it but I thought, “I’m up for that” (once I’d forked out for the blue pills).

So, I realise that WOL is maybe not the most fruitful recruiting ground, but if any of you virgins out there would like to participate please let me know via the comments box.  (I would prefer women but I’ll see what the response is like).