The indefatigable Judge Rinder
has just jumped through a magic "winder"
he looks about and can't believe it
there's magic about
and he must weave it.
He represents his client base
in daytime TV's soft embrace
and now he sees his mirror image
in ballroom glitz's magic scrimmage
when the juries cast their vote
his casting down just another brief
all his magisterial credentials
will surely be beyond belief.
<Deleted User> (13762)
Mon 21st Nov 2016 17:20
Dear Ray,
I had to Google Judge Rinder - not being of the age to while away the hours watching daytime reality courtroom shows you understand - and just in case this wasn't yet another of your excellent made-up characters along the lines of Williams-Fortescue.
beyond all of that I have no clue what this Rinder does beyond your excellent description - so thanks for the enlightenment - I think.
how are Williams-Fortescue and Danvers btw? I hope to see a return in the not too distant poetic future.
yours faithfully
Colin
PS: glad Mrs P was spared the dogging. She sounds very understanding to allow you out on your own on such a dubious research expedition.
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raypool
Tue 22nd Nov 2016 11:39
Thanks for reading this tripe David and Colin.
The appetite for this kind of thing is a bit like the universe, ever expanding - and the cavorting and self shaming quite accepted; can you imagine Ed Balls tripping the light fantastic as a politician - better start thinking it.
Danvers and co. are to be invited onto I'm a Celebrity etc. so watch that please. I do enjoy Peter Kay David. One of the few old fashioned comics left.
Mrs P is not available for comment.
Cheers friends.