Only an arsehole would turn down good food

and incidentally- I have to put up with your dog shit slop day in day out

because it's all you can afford.

I don't even like bird, I go through that horrible murder to gift that to you

so the least you can do, when I and that innocent bird make that sacrifice for you

is to eat the damn thing,

or don't, just go back to the processed bird shite you scoff

instead of being grateful to me and to the life that was given up for you.

May you reap the consequences of your selfish existence-

lots of love,

your Cat xxx