The last book
Son, listen and listen well
This here book is the last existing copy of it's kind
It was written by Jan Helmfried Otto
His ideaologies didn't sit well with the you know... the unmentionables
So the books went from hot of the press and into the flames
Well, most of them, but we managed to save this one from the furnace
And now you have used it as paper mache to create a volcano for your science project
Son, listen and listen well
This here book was the last existing copy of its kind
Hazel ettridge
Sat 21st Jan 2017 09:28
Aaaaaaaaaargh! Should have gone to specsavers.