I must be honest,

for someone so cute

you're very sly

but, then, strangely shy 

and extremely sensitive

(I bet you could hear a fly fart)

you're so aloof, and

unsocial, like the hours 

you keep, you really do 

keep yourself to yourself.

I've seen you 

slinking past my window

en-route to root about

with dark adapted eyes.

dressed to kill, you

cunning queen of the night

with the sassy swagger 

of a wily street-walker.

you've got a reputation 

for picking up anything,

whether it moves or not,

everything suits your omnivorous taste.

you're just not fussy.

 

you know what they say about you?

 

all fur coat.....