LIFE'S MISERABLE GO ROUND
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE DIED 23/04/1616 AGED 52
52 DIVIDED BY TWO = A PAIR OF ALPHABETS
To quote top playwrite Will Shakespeare
remembered this four hundred years
from among his much hackneyed sayings
there's a couple that spring to mind here.
One's about Cleo's lover,
wanting to borrow...his country-mens ears.
And "The world is a great big platform
on which everyone appears."
Where infinite streams of young newbies,
in the steps of forgotten has beens
act their socks off...seeking perfection
purloining scene after scene
The rest, according to talent, cast in minor roles
support the leading actors,
like paralysed telegraph poles.
Then after the final curtain
distraught in belated hindsight
regret not working hard enough
on a no second chances, first night
mediocre performers...wincing to catcalls and names
exit their lime-lit once only...fifteen minutes of fame.
Circle and stalls filled to overflow
with restless lost souls...in measured limbo
each brings a notebook and pencil along
to see and record...how and why they went wrong.
Curtain rises, "on this real not pretending"
epic production of
"LIFE WITHOUT ENDING"
Enter stage right handsome young blade
tall, narcissistic, aloof
falls head over heels for a shapely blonde
flowering away in her youth
Two comparitive strangers, Daddies daughter, Mummy's son
drawn together by natural selection...metamorphosed into one
together at last the two of them, coiled in a lovers embrace
settle down to propogate...continue the human race.
Detached from the merry gathering, Best Man's tacky pun
nature in deadly earnest, for the lovers lots of fun,
pre maritial caution...set flippantly aside
free's double backed Devil's fingers
for an unprotected ride
Early evacuation/premature ejaculation
disentangles God almighties, fits all sizes...missionr'y position
Satisfied groans, clashed with unfulfilled screams
bring to a climax act two's final scenes
Act three scene one, many years on
blessed with five children four girls and a son.
It's now just the two of them...kids married and gone
genetically programed, to follow them on.
Earthly task over, husband and spouse
sit waiting for death in their echo-less house
There in the shadows of a once vibrant home
watch again...their condensed transition,
from young love...to Darby and Joan
super eight colour movies,
bounced off...magnolia walls
revitalise faded moments, far beyond recall
on this oft travelled...fifty year journey,
from springtime through summer, to fall.
stories one for each milestone...over and over retold.
Tears dropped at each anniverary,
trace progress...from Paper to Gold
Act three death scene
His pestle is limp her mortar is dry
the play's almost over, it's time now to die
tears falling free...from first nighters rouged eyes
blur the last moments of...real life demise.
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A MESSAGE FOR THE DYING (That's all of us)
If you've lived your life to God's template,
on the afore-mentioned theme
been a regular Church goer, with a record squeaky clean
God'll let you slip away painless, before catching owt obscene.
large incremental advances...will up your status to "special mates"
so put an extra fiver, on the Sides-men's copper plates
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A MESSAGE FOR THE DEAD
Rumours abound of a new idea, the Holy Ghost is trending
there's up for grabs a million pound prize
for those clever enough...to invent or devise
"LIFE WITH A HAPPY ENDING".
Harry O'Neill
Tue 14th Mar 2017 00:49
Ken,
An ingenious fetching the bard up to a modern (somewhat cynical) stage.
I like the pro-creational hit and miss of the end of climax two....But I`m glad that I am leaving enough of me behind to exonerate me from moaning about the immigrants who are manning the N.H.S.
But where did you get that `Message for the dying` from?
Don`t you realise that even`the Boss Man` got himself crucified...and went back the hard way?
One thing for certain: The `happy Ending` ain`t anywhere down here.
The `pestle` and `mortar` is ace ?