A Short Meeting With My One True Love
Emily shook my hand,
a smile on her face.
She told me that there is a part
of everyone that remains unexplored.
I dug her philosophy;
imagined atoms exploding,
then tried to force my penis
down her ear canal.
Comments
Love it. Good seeing you at The Tudor. Get in touch if you want me to take part in the near future.
All the best! Ian.
Isobel - potentially about 3 million (mediocre) poets/teaspoon in my case - or so I'm led to believe. So I guess you're probably right! :-)
Anthony - since when did a man ever ejaculate anything that approximated sense?
John - love, love, love this one. It brings to mind all those boring biology lessons looking at the anvil, the stirrup and the cochlea. This one obviously reverberates with many and definitely hits the funny bone. x
Anthony is spot on with his neo-stereotypical view of Northern monkeys.
Or is he?
Maybe the girl had truly big ears.
OMG Anthony!
LOL
You are indeed a funny man : )
<Deleted User> (5593)
Sat 26th Sep 2009 17:37
What's that you say John?
Ouch! Big ears?
Cx
Your sarcasm scintillates. I take your 'point'.
Hi John,
And I always thought that those shell-like appendages were for whispering sweet nothings into. Maybe the Kama Sutra has a specialist Northern edition - or maybe you were trying (in a manly, misogynistic, Neanderthal fashion) to f**k some sense into her. :-)
Regards,
A.E.
<Deleted User> (5646)
Sat 26th Sep 2009 11:13
Are you coming up from the dark side with this one John?
Laughter in your poetry isn't my usual re-action but laugh i did.
Janet.x
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<Deleted User> (6510)
Sat 7th Nov 2009 10:52
nice work, very reminiscent of one of my favourites Spike M.