“Hail to the Chief of Old Mother Rossiya

Oops!  A slip – I mean USA”

But Dubya and Ronald

Were brighter than Donald

At the time, though, you all said, “No Way!”

 

There’s no disputing

That Vladimir Putin

Is, like me, brilliant and fab

We’re sharing a bromance

But pooftahs?  Hell! No chance!

Preferring some pussy or titties to grab.

 

He wouldn’t hack mail

Or stoop to some blackmail

With me on film with two of his whores

But rather it’s karma

That Barak Obama

Has bugged my Tower against Federal laws.

 

Liberals are hating

The strength of my ratings

Nothing yet has caused these to slump

I’ve told you that I could

Shoot folks in cold blood

But fans would still blindly love Donald Trump.