Going to wine and cheese with my beloved wife
Wearing my suit and tie, while she's in stunning dress
Arriving on the scene with grace, class and noblesse
To a royal mansion for the first time in life

As we enter the hall to this grand reception
We are greeted by host to a welcoming grip
Offered some fine champagne and a tour of large strip
With the finest artwork, a richness perception

Guided to the basement for less formal affair
With a dimly lit space for intimate snuggling
As the host strips bare down to release his struggling

Looking deep in her eyes, and knowing inner glare
We hurry up and out, shaking our heads in plight
Luxury was kinky, not our love's appetite.