The Russians came to Tea
The Russians came to Tea
From behind the Iron Curtain
they came to tea for certain
Serge and Elena for sure
but feeling a little insecure
We were told they would be nervous
but they seemed quite impervious
They beamed comradely smiles
as they had travelled several miles
We avoided the International Situation
and steadfastly the Crimea did not mention
They brought gifts from behind the Steppes
and Elena had difficulty with our door steps
Putin and Trump were kept at bay
as we had more important things to say
We gave them ice cream as a treat
before they could beat a hasty retreat
We found them as pleasant as could be
and invited them again for sandwiches and tea