The bachelor song
They hired a stripper for my bachelor act
As the final event of my single fun life
Into serious commit to husband to my wife
As sacred as the heart, in the unison pact
The guys were egging me to touch and to savor
As the stripper offered her delicious nectar
For a final reason, I reached between vector
As my tongue swiped juices and licked in great favor
She returned the offer by unzipping my pants
And bobbing up and down on the hardened member
As the guys scream loudly for night to remember
After final clean-up, I thanked her for these grants
Now I'm ready to love, my cherished sugar pie
For ever and ever, until our time to die