Severe Miss Gladstone
Miss Gladstone’s eyes are more severe
Than other teachers teaching here.
They swivel round then settle firm
on pupils who begin to squirm.
Like searchlights on a prison tower
Miss Gladstone’s eyes don’t look, they glower.
Not searchlights, no, more laser beams
that burn enough to make you scream.
Heads down, the class daren’t catch her eye
for fear that if they do they’ll fry.
But what they do not realise:
the REAL Miss Gladstone, behind those eyes
She’d love to be the pupils’ friend
but fearful of where it might end
if she relaxed, herself to be.
It might bring back the past, you see.
She was kind and happy, long ago
until fate dealt a cruel blow.
Her lover left her all alone,
so she’s no children of her own.
Her fear’s that tears might moist her eye
and if she then began to cry
she’d never stop for days or weeks.
Her future then would seem quite bleak.
Her sobs might trickle then cascade
with no-one to come to her aid,
turn stream to river, then sea of tears,
and burst the dam she’s held for years.
So spare a thought for Miss Gladstone
back in her flat there all alone.
Next time she stares at you awhile
don’t look away, just give a smile.
Julian Jordon, 2006
Could you write a poem for primary age children? One that schools might want to use? Details here.
Dave Caplan
Tue 15th Jan 2019 15:07
Having started school in the very early 1950s I can with hindsight perfectly relate to this great piece by Julian Jordan.
Due to the recent world war anybody young, fit, and able had either been drafted into the services or was engaged in war work.
As a result the teacher shortage had been filled by bringing qualified people out of retirement.
All my teachers were easily in their seventies, which meant of course they started teaching during the reign of queen Victoria.....and didn't we know it !
Whipping, head slapping, ear pulling, knuckle-rapping with a wooden ruler etc, etc. Those women were the devil's spawn !
BUT WE SURVIVED ('though a couple of my friend's fathers never came back from the war)