During the many decades since I was a kid

Time Lord Doctor Who was "the man who did"!

Now today's BBC takes the view we are due

A Time Lady Doctor Who - a woman who'll do!

But despite all the approving feminist calls

I fear that the Beeb is losing its balls.

Who next will we be expected to greet.....

Shirley Holmes and Miss Watson of Bake-Off Street?!

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