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HATS OFF TO HARRY

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I‘ve fallen for another man

A man that I would marry;

And though I know I never can

I’ve lost my heart to Harry.

 

Hats off to Harry; he’ll break your heart

He’ll take your best defence and tear it apart

Our home-grown guy will make you others cry cry cry

Hat-trick Harry’s hit the net again.

 

In Autumn and in Springtime too

Or winter when it’s raining

You know you’ll get from you-know-who

A proper Harry Kane-ing

 

Hats off to Harry; he’ll break your hearts

He’ll take the best defence and tear it apart

Our home-grown guy will make you others cry cry cry

Hat-trick Harry’s doleing out the grief again.

 

So keep your euros in your banks

Bayern, Barcelona

It’s nice you offer but, No Thanks,

Cos Kane’s a Tottenham homer.

 

Hats off to Harry; he’ll break your hearts

He’ll take the best defence and tear it apart

Our home-grown guy will make you others cry cry cry

Hat-trick Harry’s staying at The Lane.

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â—„ TIPS FOR THE NEWLY MARRIED MAN

P45 â–º

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John Coopey

Fri 29th Sep 2017 19:00

Harry - early doors yet. Liverpool will be in the shake-up.
MC - I thought initially that he was a player of limited ability who was prepared to have a go. Turns out I was half right. He is prepared to have a go but has considerable abilities.

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Harry O'Neill

Fri 29th Sep 2017 17:41

John,
Just Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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M.C. Newberry

Fri 29th Sep 2017 17:35

To misquote words to the tune from a famous old TV theme song - and in keeping with the above JC spoof-truth.
"Aye, aye, aye, his feet are mazy,
So cool, they're shooting everywhere;
Aye, aye, aye, he drives 'em crazy,
Kane is able - no need to share!"
(ref. "Sucu Sucu" - theme from Top Secret).
It's great to know that England has a
player of truly international quality.

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John Coopey

Thu 28th Sep 2017 11:34

They won't let go of me, Graham. They're like the bloody Jesuits.

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Graham Sherwood

Thu 28th Sep 2017 10:52

I think you should send him a copy JC. It could become the new anthem for the new ground! Keep the faith.

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