Cammie called George when he got the word

He said “ I suppose you’ve heard about Boris?”

George rushed to the telly, put the news on live

He could hardly believe his eyes

There was Treeza with her P45

And Boris.

 

They weren’t little children who played at their school

They weren’t teenage sweethearts love made into fools

But for several years she’s been sitting next door to Boris.

 

She took him for a rogue and a lovable fool

A slow-swimming sperm from a small gene pool

For all the time she’d been sitting next door to Boris.

 

She shared his vision of a One Nation state

She thought their fortunes were entwined by Fate

She never saw his hate while she was sitting next door to Boris.

 

But No! He wasn’t dozy and nor did he lack

Ambition or the two-face gall to stab her in the back

But planned for her sack while she was sitting next door to Boris.