Aim to reach the hot walls before dawn

to bid the moon farewell and greet the sun,

salute the sailors on their morning run.

Then wave your arms at islanders upon

the St Helen. As soon as she is gone

unpack your bag, your tea and Belgian bun

to keep you sated till your work is done.

This fishing lark is quite a marathon!

Then once you're fed and watered get your rod

and take a gentle stroll up to the pier,

don't worry if you feel a little odd -

the other fishing folk are friendly here.

Explain that even though your technique's flawed

Your cool bag is, in fact, filled up with beer.