Have you heard the latest rumour

About the Vicar and his Wife?

They got stuck in the crypt

no one there to assist

And it changed their whole outlook on life

 

You see with no one there to help them

And Devine intervention not seen

The Vicar chose not to pray to God 

But sought solace in a few G and Ts

 

So the moral of this story

As you amble along in life's race

Is don't put your trust in drink and stuff

But instead just try and have faith

 

Have you heard the latest rumour

About my neighbour and his mate

They wear each other's clothing

When they go out until late

 

It may all seem straightforward 

But depending on what you think

Of a woman in a boiler suit

And a geezer dressed in pink

                 No moral in this one