sitting here and listening to you ask the same question again and again, that look on your face not knowing when to refrain, the actions and symbols that go along with it, asking myself again and again when will you quit it?

just finding my buttons and pressing each in one in turn, the surprised look at my reaction - never seeming to learn. Theres a big shiny one there entitled "big red", lets see how hard we can press it and blow daddys head.

how about if you scream and complain and shout? do ya reckon will that be enough to make daddy freak out? Or even better how about you decide you want to fight, then you can scream at each other and give daddy a fright.

Or heres a thought could you kindly just once get along, play nicely together please - would that be so wrong? even after all the above and so much more is hurled, you two know that you're my everything, you must know you're my world.

so lets chill together - have a cuddle on the sofa for a while, watch a film or some tv anything to make you smile. as you know i really would do anything for you both, out of all lifes achievements im proud of you two the most.