Dressing up in long dress for a five-star dinner
Just my husband and I for a quiet evening
As we're stuck in traffic, and losing our seating
Going from bad to worse, deciding for sinner

Heading to sleazy part into a cozy bar
Ordering a pitcher, and some greasy burgers
Laughing at this ordeal, to lighten the borders
To play a game of pool, for winner decides scar

As my husband is shark, and wins the game easy
I can see the wheels turn, tells me to get on knees
Unzip pants, take it out, open up, suck to please

Looking around at dare and thinking me sleazy
Doing without notice as my mouth is now filled
Showing the end results before swallowing thrilled