How often have you found yourself

in the shower,

when some demented cross dresser

pulls back the curtain

disturbing your privacy,

and without a by your leave

starts attacking you with a knife?

 

I grant you it would be a rare event,

the odds stacked against it no doubt;

but how even more unusual it would be

to see through the steam some fat bloke

in a suit and tie

filming the whole thing?

 

I ask you - whatever next!

and to make it worse

no mention of a fee - 

so much for equity. 

 

Forget about cross gender

incompatibility syndrome

(I just made that up).

Go in peace, I say

consider a knife amnesty;

have a nice day.