I am a unicorn

With a tiny horn

And I have come to save the day

Hooray!

I like to poo,

Cause I am small as a shrew.

And I like to scream

 Cause I am white as cream.

I have a duty to protect Tuty-Fruity

From all the doom

That can come from mushroom

Cause broccoli told it that fruit must die

Cause broccoli sucks like a stinky old fly

And that’s why

I am a unicorn

With a tiny horn

And I have come to save the day

Hooray!

I have a silk-soft mane

And if I want it’s a flame.

I have black beady eyes

So Tutty-Fruity never cries

Cause broccoli told mushroom

To blow Tutty-Fruity boom

Cause broccoli told it that fruit must die

Cause broccoli sucks like a stinky old fly

But actually fruit is as sweet as pie

Mushroom had enough of broccoli’s rule

And he is starting to think that broccoli drools

I will teach Tutty-Fruity

To kick me some booty

So that Tutty-Fruity and mushroom

Can give back some doom

But Tutty-Fruity

Ordered a smoothie

And spilled it on broccoli

Broccoli was wet

Broccoli was upset

And he hated fruit even more!

And he got up and swore

To kill all the fruits in the land

But he was slapped by a mysterious hand

And there stood a unicorn

With a tiny horn

Then the unicorn got up and said

‘It’s time for your bed

You have been a bad green

And now you are going to apologise’

In surprise,

Broccoli cries

And says he misses his mommy

Please forgive me?

All I want is a family

Broccoli became their new friend

And now their friendship will never end

 

By Rebecca and Tawananyasha