You say that we spun it (say we spun it)

That’s poppycock

We know that you done it (know you done it)

With your Novichok (your Novichok)

Cos it reeks of

Vlad All Over

It’s got

Vlad All Over

No, it’s not Sharapova

Of the Eastern bloc.

 

You authorised Skripal (Sergei Skripal)

But she got in the way

Assad gassed his people (gassed his people)

He’s your protégé

It just reeks of

Vlad All Over

It’s got

Vlad All Over

He’s simply stepping over

Theresa May.

 

     Other guys – they’d get a jab up the ass (jab in the ass)

      Litvinenko – he was your snake in the grass

                    But not the last.

 

The cause of this scandal

Was your Novichok

By daubing his handle (Sergei’s handle)

From your secret stock

And it reeks of

Vlad All Over

It’s got

Vlad All Over

He gave them a going over

On his chopping block.