He was so lascivious

But she was oblivious

He tried to be devious

She thought him just piteous

 

He said she was beauteous

But she became dubious

Said he was hideous

That he made her bilious

 

She heard he had previous

His nature perfidious

So she became furious

Blew her top like Vesuvius

 

Then he was discourteous

Became acrimonious

But she was impervious

Left him and came home to us