Sam was in the kitchen mopping up the floor.

Suddenly he stopped ,there was a knock on the door.

He opened the door thought it was his daughter Gail

But there was no-one there except a sweet little snail.

"What do you want  I was expecting my daughter?"

"Please sir may I have a glass of water?"

"Certainly not !"Sam picked up the snail and pelted him away.

But the snail knocked again two months to the day.

"What do you want again you slimy little brat !"

"I was just wondering ,why you did that !"