It was Tom's first day at school,

To ask the pupils questions was the rule.

"What is your dad's occupation ?"the teacher did ask.

"He is a conjurer Miss and can perform many a magical task."

"How interesting,what is his favourite trick?"

"Sawing people in half Miss,he would pick."

"Waw! Next question,any brothers or sisters?"

"Yes Miss.One half brother and two half sisters."