Got the shits
which is a pain in the arse
but at least I have the day off
but what to do?

Got some new Blu-Rays
but my wife'll only get pissed off
if I watch them without her.

Got some glow-in-the-dark bog-paper
but it's midday
so that'll have to wait.

Got the test-match on Sky Sports
But I'm not retired or 65
so I'm not doing that.

What to do? What to do?