A heavily nagged husband was on holiday in Jerusalem for a week or two,

His wife loved going there on their holidays ,she was a Jew.

Unfortunately while they were there she sadly passed away.

An undertaker contacted him and said there were two ways to pay.

"You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for 700 quid,

Or you can have her shipped home for 1400."That's what he did.

The undertaker was surprised at the decision he had made,

As double the money he will have now paid.

"Many years ago a man was buried here and rose from the dead,

I just can't take that risk," thats what he said.