I made a mistake
Jim rang the police to report items missing in his car.
"The steering wheel ,the stereo,the accelerator are missing so far.
I don't know how they did it I was only away for an hour."
But suddenly what really happened began to flower.
He rang the police back feeling quite ashamed,
"Not one of the items have been stolen that I have named,
Please don't bother to come out officer an error I did make,
I got into the back seat of my car by mistake.."
John Coopey
Tue 14th Aug 2018 23:52
At our age, Hugh, we do well to remember where we parked the bloody thing!