There was a young woman from Greece,

Overjoyed at her prison release.

With her legs far apart,

Laid ten eggs for a start,

And sold them all to the police.

 

 

Locked up

 

There was a young man from Aviemore,

His job as a locksmith he did adore.

 Broke into a jeweler's shop,

Caught in the act by a passing cop.

And swiftly made a bolt for the door.