Trying to install an app

the app cannot load

until it sees the secret password

it returns me to a screen

enter your secret password here it says

I have no idea what the password is

that's why it's a secret

I try this

I try that

I click I swipe

then I curse

I wipe the tears from my eyes

as I call the emergency hotline

punch one for Desperate

and a recording says

do not bother us

with your petty questions

you are just too dumb

to operate a Smart phone

you may need to reconsider

having a Smart phone

quite frankly the phone

is smarter than YOU

I hate it when people

have an attitude

but when a phone does it

it's really annoying

damned Smart Aleck!