The Guardian newspaper (home of the free),

Tells us the fuzz targeted the SWP,

Over many years  - as if it were odd

That it should interest plodding Mr Plod.

 

Even worse - some rozzers had an affair

With SWP ladies they managed to ensnare

While doggedly pursuing their secret duty -

Acquiring some extra-curricular booty!

 

"Unfair, unfair", the watchdog barks,

Outraged at such unseemly larks

From those it deems crossing the border

Beyond the line of law and order.

 

Besides, what of the innocent SWP,

That famous fount of liberty;

Why should they be treated thus?

(Ask the man on the Clapham omnibus!)

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