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Flip Flop Fly Swat

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Flip-Flop Fly Swat

 

A new product has come on the market

One which gave me a surprise

My flip-flops are no longer needed

Cos this product, it opened my eyes

 

Throw away my flip-flops they did tell me

You won't need to wear them no more

Recycle them as perfect fly swatters

Our product's arrived on your shore

 

Have I got you all interested

and hooked there ?

On what this new product's about ?

Well here is a video to explain it

While it's use will not leave you in doubt

 

 

Don Matthews October 2018

 

 

 

 

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Don Matthews

Sun 21st Oct 2018 10:40

Brian - but FF aren't cool anymore. How'm I gonna get a chick like the lucky guy in the pic?

Hey? What? Who's that old fuddy-duddy with those funny feet things? Dunno. Obviously hasn't seen the latest promo video ?

<Deleted User> (18980)

Sun 21st Oct 2018 08:44

Stick with the FF's Don.

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Taylor Crowshaw

Sun 21st Oct 2018 07:33

I don't know about those..

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Jon Stainsby

Sun 21st Oct 2018 07:29

Throwaway society!!

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