Tom was a taxi driver on his way to pick up a nun,

He'd always wanted to kiss one thought it would be fun.

So he picked her up and looked her in the eye,

Asked her if she wouldn't mind giving it a try.

 

She asked him whether he was married or a  Catholic .

He said," No neither,"this did the trick.

He pulled over to the side and embraced her in a snog.

But suddenly he burst into tears and was as sick as a dog.

 

"Why are you crying ?" "Well I'm Catholic and I'm wed!"

That's no problem I'm on my way to a fancy dress party and my name is Fred!"