You put David Davis in out
In Dominic Rabb, out, in Stephen Barclay 
You shake them all about
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn this country upside down 
That's what it's all about...

Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Knees bent, arms stretched, let me out 

You put your right wing in
The moderates out
In, out, in, out
You shake them all about
You do the Hokey Cokey and you’ve turned the country upside down 
That's what it's all about...

Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Knees bent, arms stretched, let me out

You put Farage in, Boris too

Michel Gove and that bloody Mogg too
In, out, in, out
You shake them all about 
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around and your country is gone 

That's what it's all about...

All together now

Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Knees bent, arms stretched, let me out

You put your party first 
We want Theresa May out 
In, out, out out out 
You’ve shaken this country about
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn against Europe 
That's what it's all about...

Wait for it

Woah, we’re going to live on beans 
Woah, you’re gonna steal your neighbours peas 
Woah, no medicines to heal 
Knees bent, arms stretched, begging on the street

©  David R Mellor 2018