It's the Day Before Christmas

 

It's the day before Christmas

Is Santa a myth?

If you are in hiding

Please come out forthwith

 

If you are still thinking

Of pulling sleigh here

I'd check on the temperature

And not use reindeer

 

Our normal mode of pulling

Sleighs with a crew

Are frizzle-proof animals

We call kangaroos

 

It's the day before Christmas

Is Santa a myth?

If you are in hiding

Please come out forthwith

 

(Hello? What's kangaroo droppings

doing on my lawn?....)

 

Don Matthews December 2018