Early evening news

BBC

And I’m shouting at the TV

 

Labour 7 - when’s the fight?

Honda - final worker, switch off the light

ISIS lady - seems contrite?

John McDonnell -  gritted teeth. So polite.

Len McLuskey (from Unite) - Really Len! Unite?

BMI - with its final flight

Jezz and Tessa - out of sight!

 

And the wife says

“What’s wrong with you?

All you’ve done tonight

Is shout at the telly.”

So, calm as you like,

I come back, like lightning,

“It’s not me, it’s them”

Like when I was a kid.

Overtired, ready for bed

 

But I watched the footie instead

 

And shouted at Lineker and the pundits - trite