For those of you who know me well

This may come as a surprise

It may cause you to exclaim "bloody hell"

And a widening of your eyes

See I've a  secret I need to tell

And I've come to realise

It's time to come out of my shell

As I've lived a life of lies

So no more beating round the bush

Now is not the time to be coy

For it seems that shove has come to push

I've fallen in love with a boy!

And it's plain for all to see

As we walk side by side

That he has fallen in love with me

A pure love that will abide

Its unconditional we're head over heels

Can't quantify how much I love this guy

It's hard to describe how it feels

But let me have a try

I love him to the moon and back 

To infinity and beyond

Like polar opposites we attract

A true magnetic bond

His brown eyes lock on to mine

As he lays at my feet

His love for me is divine 

He makes me feel complete

I love him from the top of his head

Right down to his tippy toes

And he loves me from the tip of his tail

To the end of his shiny wet nose

Come here boy x