In our state

we have a common state of mind

Football is king

and schools exist only to play football

each school has their own beloved team

and their all important mascot

which is plastered on the water tower

and on the welcome sign out on the highway

each school has its own separate stadium

built with taxpayer money

and each school has plans

to build a bigger better stadium

as soon as humanly possible

bragging rights come with the team

and the stadium

there is no limit and no controls

who cares if students can't read or write

football is more important

football builds character

and most of the characters

end up in court.