Chinese new year poem of the highly sexual rabbit and the ill-matched dragon.
The highly sexual rabbit
pokes his nose out of the hole and sniffs . . .
sniffs the fire breathing dragon.
He can detect smoke on the air.
He feels aroused,
the highly sexual rabbit.
The skinny rat he lives with
pulls him back in.
She doesn’t like the look of him.
Dragon feels happy alone
free and breathing her fire
but . . .
she sleeps and dreams
of the sexy little rabbit,
wakes full of desire.
"Lovely highly sexual rabbit
you are my Magnum Supreme
succulent and delicious
I want to slurp your cream.
Tickle me with your whiskers.
I promise not to breathe!
Yummy scrummy rabbit.
Dragon wants you - please!"
Tiger sits back and growls quietly . . .
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Ann Foxglove
Sun 14th Feb 2010 13:57
I was totally inspired to write this because of your poem Janet (yes, you are to blame! ;-))