No jaws to bite with 

not able to swallow 

No banquet to feast on

No hair to comb 

no nails to paint

no legs for feet 

no feet for shoes 

no water to wash with 

no water to drink

no eyes to see you

no you to see

no lessons to learn from

no emotions to feel

no oxygen to breathe 

no lungs to take a breath 

no music for listening

no ears to listen with

do you know why

that's because I am a table

tables are man made 

they are not alive

or dead

but they are useful

I am a table 

I am proud to be a table

said the actor...playing a table