my hat fell off one day

my head stayed on and so did my hair

heads are designed not to fall off

hats are made for heads

hats fall off

some fall off

wedding guest hats are not secure 

they flatten hair styles

the wind might decide to be cruel that day

is this a risk you are willing to take?

no one wants to lose a wedding hat

no one wants hat hair

my advice if you're seeking

wear a fascinator 

they are fancy and wind proof

my head never let's me down 

it is securely fitted 

the wind? ain't no threat 

not to my head

fools lose hats on weddings

not always but it does happen

that's the truth 

truth...

truth.....