My wife and I experiment
To keep that loving feeling,
Last night we did it upside down
While hanging from a ceiling.
My uncle came in halfway through
And caught us in flagrante,
"That looks like fun," he commented,
"I'll try it with your Auntie."
Branwell,
your really ought to try an orgasmatron (mains supply, not battery operated) as it obviates the need to be upside down or in any other adopted position. The results are quite exhilerating or so I am told. I am uncertain as to whether they have two seaters as my great great uncle only has a single seater. He hankers after a tandem model if only to see the expression on the face of the other. He says it gives him a good rattling.
Keith
Hey Bran hasn't anyone told you sperm doesn't travel uphill. I think Mindy expressed this in a more novel way.....
Bran I'm trying hard
To picture on the ceiling
Two naked bodies intertwined
You've sent my mind a'reeling
As Lisa has just said Bran
This act should be in private
Where was the lock upon your door
When you were in mode drive-it?
Oh yeh? too anxious? You forgot?....
You should get a lock or a no disturb sign...
Was there a duck involved?
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Don Matthews
Thu 18th Jul 2019 00:44
It's easy to make 'digs' when you're a deleted user, 22247. Come out and show yourself.....Anonymity does no-one any good