WOL's Fun 'n' Frippancy Movement (in support of our brother in Australia)

 

We are gathered here to support our (mixed up) brother in Australia who believes there is not enough frippancy on the site. (hear! hear.!..boo!..Quiet! I won't have any hecklers interrupting this occasion)

 

WOLers are invited to submit writings of frippancy according to the Movement's Code of Conduct (COC).

 

1. No use of foul language such as 'bother', 'yikes' (with or without exclamation mark), 'doomy' (and all -oomy varieties), 'root' (in all it's variations). (hear! hear!...get rooted! Quiet!). 'Cockup'? no, sorry WOLers, 'cockdown' allowed. 'Balls-up?'  We all know they hang down.  Moderators say this is 'gutter language' and given it a big cross.  'Balls-down', however,  gets a big tick. (Wonders will never cease)

 

Any WOLer abusing the Code of Conduct will be referred to the Movement Moderators (MM) for immediate chastisement

 

2. No personal abuse mail to our brother. This will not be tolerated. He doesn't like it and you will get fried. (expel! expel!......get rooted. Quiet!)

 

Our brother has submitted the following piece of frippancy to celebrate this important occasion.

 

“Cock ya doodle here

Cock ya doodle there

Cock ya doodle all about

Cock it anywhere”

 

(Your Aussie brother)

 

Shit! Did our Movement Moderators check this first?

MM – Oops, didn't think we had to check our founder.....

 

(Hecklers – Hallelujah! to the doodle.........Supporters – get rooted! Shut it you lot)

 

Don Matthews' Scriptwriter. July 2019

(Your brother was worried his manicness might give a bad impression to fellow WOLers so asked level-headed me to write this script for him)